THE CHOSEN PIRATE
My mom has a bird that satan crapped out himself that attacks me every day - this is my face when I walk through the door.
can someone make a picture that says selena slowmez with her face on a yellow light
Because of feminism i will never find this show funny again. There goes my childhood
Are you actually serious? Yes, Johnny’s character was a grade A douche bag, however all the women he went after were hot as fuck and yet put him in his place and beat him up for the lewd things he was saying. This show was fucking hilarious and promoted women acting out against chauvinist pigs, such as Johnny. Not once did the women ever fall for him, showcasing that women are to be strong and take NO shit from any man.
Get your shit together, qurl.
Not to mention his mother was cool as shit.
And then there was that ONE episode where he was cursed to be a woman and actually discovered how annoying it was to be catcalled!
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
Plus-Sized Woman Rocks Bikini on Hollywood Boulevard to Promote Body Acceptance
Los Angeles is known for many things: great weather, a laidback lifestyle, and Hollywood’s biggest stars. But for many who live in La La Land, the pressure to conform to a certain beauty standard can leave them feeling downright depressed.
Dhani Harrison (via rorystorm)
I think everyone on this entire site is following zackisontumblr
my evil plan is working >:)
reblog this if you’re a part of my evil plan i need to crunch some numbers
heh heh im a bug in the system
well then… no t-shirt for you, only members of the evil plan
Inspiration | Women In Menswear | Wear It Weird
basically my face right now
I went from this
at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…
DEAR GOD. PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS. IT MAY LOOK LIKE ANOTHER DUMB VIDEO, I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT JESUS PLEASE WATCH THIS. SO FUCKING WEIRD.
DAFUQ DID I JUST WATCH?
What the actual fuck.
at the end i literally thought it was gonna hop on dick no lie